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I was driving with my mother when she spitefully said to me 'I should have left your father before you could have been born'.

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My coach taught me how to do a headlock...

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My parents belittled and compared me to others for as long as I can remember.

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After a life of piety, I now see St. Peter at the pearly gates.

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I was rocking my chair when eating food on a rainy day.

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Since the police took my dad, he always cries every time he sees me.

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As an atheist i was technically right, there was no God.

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I tried to convincd everyone but noone would believe me

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I jokingly Tweeted out a bounty on my friend's head for $6,000 in BTC.

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I was grabbed off the sidewalk and tossed unceremoniously into the trunk of their car.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was driving with my mother when she spitefully said to me 'I should have left your father before you could have been born'.	8
My coach taught me how to do a headlock...	8
My parents belittled and compared me to others for as long as I can remember.	8
After a life of piety, I now see St. Peter at the pearly gates.	8
I was rocking my chair when eating food on a rainy day.	8
Since the police took my dad, he always cries every time he sees me.	8
As an atheist i was technically right, there was no God.	8
I tried to convincd everyone but noone would believe me	8
I jokingly Tweeted out a bounty on my friend's head for $6,000 in BTC.	8
I was grabbed off the sidewalk and tossed unceremoniously into the trunk of their car.	8